Swell Time

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help-wanted

Seeking apprentice. Must be willing to learn. Should have no issues wearing only black. Ability to slip into and out of shadows is a plus. Candidate needs to have basic working knowledge of locks. Skills in quickly assessing value of items is beneficial. Good with dogs, candidates should be skilled in keeping dogs from barking. Running a plus, but would prefer someone with a large van or ability to drive a car safely and quickly away from a scene. If you are interested, ask for Tom at the coffee shop on the corner of Smith and Franklin.

Apprentice

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This entry was posted on May 1, 2017 by in spoof, Uncategorized and tagged , , , , , , .
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